Aww…Is that your dick? It’s so cute!!

We decided that since neither of us had encountered every penis on the planet (and who would want to?) it might be a good idea to do susu with our experiences and put them in one pot for all to share. Dicks are a lot like men: There are short ones, long ones, big ones small ones, uncircumcised ones, half circumcised ones…dicks that inspire “ahh’s!!” and some that elicit an unimpressed “oh.”

You get the drift.

I’ll share my experience from the other side of the size coin: My encounter with a small dick. I guess I should be clear with what I consider “small”, and for that matter, so should every other woman. Anything under 8-9 inches long is “small” to me. 8-9 inches is average. 9-10 is extraordinary. To be fair, the average size penis (depending on the continent, I believe) is about 6 inches long, but since the majority of men I’ve slept with are ‘long and strong, swinging past your knees’, I personally consider 6 inches to be under the bar.

So you can imagine my surprise when I stood naked face to face with this mountain of a man (I love big men) who had the tiniest dick I’d ever seen. It was so little it looked like a vagina. After weeks of built up anticipation, I let out a deep sigh and prepared myself for sex. Not a wild, passionate encounter; just a quick “get on, get it, get out.” I looked into his eyes and realized be probably felt very badly about being so small, so I gave him a sympathy kiss and we got to work.

Ladies, he was magic in bed. He made love to me ever so delicately, caressing my nipples, kissing my belly button, touching me every where. Unlike a lot of my compadres, I don’t like to be gone down on in the first encounter. I think that’s something to be shared with someone I know really well and am close to, so that’s a pleasure I prefer to delay till later. Tiny I understood that, I think.

When I signaled I was ready for him to do his thing, I gasped in surprise.

“Am I hurting you?” he asked.

Ha! No, not on your best day.

I shook my head “no”.

To my surprise, he had grown a whole 6 inches! It was like a weird botanical plant. Just add water and watch it grow. With this new presentation, I was willing to be more participatory and it was really, really great sex. Really.

A few years later, I read somewhere that a woman’s vaginal core only senses pleasure in the first 3 inches. Anything after that is pain. I guess I had my conceptions on size all wrong!