Oops! The Sex Mis-Adventures

I have never forgotten a funny mis-adventure an ex potential lover told me about and everytime I remember the story it gives me a laugh. So he was getting down doggy style with a girl and she farted. Not once, not twice but three times…I suspect farting in bed is one of the most common mis-adventures. Do check out Abena’s post on her grandfather’s unique foreplay.

Not all sex mis-adventures are funny though. I recall my first lover, there was one time when he pulled out and went into a panic…”what is this” he said. “What is what” I responded as he looked down in shock at his penis. He picked up a towel and wiped himself off, a reddish/brown stain tainted the towel. “Oh, my period must have started” I responded. I was embarassed and laughed to cover the embarassment. “WHAT! it’s a taboo to sleep with a woman during her period. Did you know you had your period?”. “No“. That left me slightly traumatised and highly embarassed.

What have your experiences been? Have you had any sexual mis-adventures?