Why aren’t my Black Boobs Considered Porn?!

I woke up at 2 a.m. feeling a little offended. For whatever reason, images of naked Black women have been racing through my head all night and I can’t seem to shake them. And by ‘naked’, I mean full frontal and butt cheek nudity.

If you were to step into my subconscious dream world, you might get a better understanding of what I’m talking about. You could do that…or you could flip on Nat Geo (the National Geographic channel) to get a gander of I’m talking about. I’m talking about ‘tribal nudity’, folks. In other words, Black boobs.

I’m a little offended because whenever there is a wide shot of a bevy of Black beauties scampering through the forest in say, the Congo, the producers of these documentaries don’t bother to blur out nipples, bust lines, cleavage…nuthin‘. Juxtapose this with the very blond Ms. Carrie Prejean in a sliver of swimming suit, and her cherry red nipple gets the honor of a little star to preserve her modesty, perhaps even some mystery. My Black boobs deserve some mystery too, dang it!

It’s not fair. All through out history, white boobs have set the standard for

seduction. From the time of Baroque to Brokaw, this has been true. I can only speak in Black/White terms on the topic, because I’m not even sure Asian women have boobs – their clothing is so restrictive. Asian women use their mathematical minds to seduce the opposite sex; not their breasts.

I digress.

The point is, my boobs are hot too! Do they not also suckle infants in the wee hours of the morning? Can a man not stick his face between them, pucker his lips and offer a playful “bbbrrrrr!!!” to them as we frolic in the sheets? If you tickle them, will they not also laugh? Sure, they may be so flacid that I can sweep floors and breast feed at the same time – I could even tie the nipples behind my neck and form a halter top in lieu of a sports bra if needed…but I want the same respect for my mammaries that is afforded to their tauter, lighter skinned cousins.I want the world to consider my Black boobs ‘too hot for TV.’

Blur that.