Ladies, I need some advice here.
A while ago, I was on a promise, all set up and ready to happen at 5pm on a
given day (no, I’m not not anal like that, just that she closed from work at
4.30pm and it would take her 30 mins to get to me) Anyway, at about 10am that
morning, I get a call from this chick all apologetic and explaining that she had
just come on. “Come on what? I asked”. My psyched up mind just
couldn’t comprehend that anything could possibly scupper our well planned tryst.
Never mind the 2 shots of atemuda going to waste, what the heck was I going to
do about the soon to hit blue balls? So I said, “I don’t mind my stake
bloody”. Corny, I know. Don’t cuss, hindsight is 20/20. To her credit
though, she didn’t flinch, she just said she would have obliged had it not been
our first time together and she’d rather we rescheduled. Reschedule we did and
My question is, was I too keen the first time? How would you have reacted if I
has spewed that liking my stake bloody line at you? Did I get off lucky?