“Is my vagina wide?” “What?” I had to change tactics. “On a scale of wide, average and tight; how would you rate my vagina?” This was seconds after he had orgasmed in his palm. We had both taken E. My only drug of choice and one that he sometimes indulged in (often preferring the more predictable alcohol and weed). He had taken his earlier to go for a techno thing. I had opted out of the techno and timed my …