The red notifications on facebook are a cross between intrigue and despair. Most of the time they’re useless updates or someone inviting me to play candy crush. I’m forever removing myself from update notifications. So when I saw a message request alert I thought it must have been one of the relatives I’m always blocking from across Nigeria. No. I cannot send money or a laptop or a car. It wasn’t a relative. It was him. There are only 2 …
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Silly cow. Silly, sexy cow. I didn’t even go to her college, but it seemed being friends with some of her friends on Facebook was enough to convince her that I did. She wrote something in reply which …
It all started when she sent me a Facebook message. “Hey, I’m a big fan of your writing and I realized we went to the same college so wanted to reach out and say Hi”. I …
bits, 0, 1, 1, 0 and the click-clacking of keys bytes, 1, 1, 0, 1 and the buckling of knees … I sit blown to bits by the you that comes through in bits and bytes… …