So you are in the sack with this guy (or girl) and he (she) says something and you’re thinking “what the ….”. A couple of the funniest things I have heard or been told about include: “It will be nice if you could fake an orgasm” “Where’s your g spot” as Mr X frantically digs about Ms X’s vagina “Make it tight, make it tight, make it tight” followed shortly by “Aaarghhh, it was too big before” “Geddit, geddit, geddit” …