“It’s not very often one gets to decide what their dick will look like”. With this chuckle-inducing thought and a half smile playing at my lips, I pulled open the unimposing glass doors of Babeland and stepped in. I was on a mission, to find a harness and dildo combination that was simple and straightforward enough for first time (girl-on-girl) use.
In spite of the shop’s unfortunate ‘playboy-mansion-esque’ name, my first impressions were very positive. The space was open, brightly lit and awash in calming pink and yellow pastel hues, the subtle (+)(-) logo cleverly hinted at the goods, and the three salesgirls chatting by the book section greeted me with very cheery hellos. I …