If she could talk,   Heeeeei! I’ve been deaf, dumb, and blind for a long time But now that I have been visited by Jesus, and healed of silence disease I will go tell it on Mt.Kilimanjaro, over the hills and everywhere All I want is a cobra, a BIG BLACK cobra Mandigo warrior style No small, ting need apply Also colorless meat is out of bounds Learn to decipher between preference and racism Before, you jump to ...  [Read more]

gmail.com This is what my vagina would say if it could talk...]   Can you hear me? Listen to me. Pay attention to me Ignore everybody else and give me one to one attention And I don’t mean that you should touch me Or rush to get Mr V In fact sometimes I hate Mr V Mr V makes you ignore me You only think about what you want and ignore what I want Put Mr V aside and listen to me In fact put all the ...  [Read more]

A reader asked me a while ago to blog on ‘vaginoplasty’. I had completely forgotten about that request but earlier today I was browsing through comments on ‘Adventures’ and saw that request. Vaginoplasty makes me think ‘ouch’. Why would anyone want to have vaginal surgery? I can understand that women who have survived FGM for e.g. might choose to have surgery to make it easier to have sex, give birth or make menstruation easier ...  [Read more]

Vagina is for lovers Yes, I said it! So what? You were thinking it...were you not? I guess this must be one of those topics where I think everybody is on board. Here's what I think. I'm a lesbian for a reason. Contrary to popular heterosexist belief, I was not molested by my father, brother or any other dominant male in my life. I am a lesbian because I love the softness of a woman, I crave a gentle touch and I can appreciate her with all ...  [Read more]

Whoopi Goldberg refers to hers as a Punany, six-year old Kate calls hers tata, Annie cheekily calls hers her va jay jay, Steve calls mine a Punkie and Dufie calls hers a pussy. I don’t have a name for mine. Why? because I tend to only refer to it in a sexual context. Either I am telling someone to do something to it or with it...and in that instance I call it whatever they call it.As an 18 year old College student watching the Vagina ...  [Read more]