Before I met Randy, I did not know I was a cannibal. He was the first – and maybe even the only – guy whose bottom I wanted to bite as soon as he presented it to me. Thinking about that tight (and as it turned out, lightly hairy) ass makes my mouth go all bitey still. Mmmm. Nom nom nom. Anyway, this is not a sex story. It’s not even a love story. In fact the only thing Christmassy …
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This post was conceived during an unexpected and novel situation I found myself in yesterday. There I was, lying on my back in a public place with other people within earshot with my legs akimbo whilst …