I was BBM’ing with my friend earlier today and somehow the conversation turned to situations where you get turned on against your will. Me: “What are you up to?” Him: “I’m trying to read in bed and my mate’s 7 year old daughter who has a crush on me has jumped in bed with me and is talking my ear off.” Me: “Awww. How sweet. Its a good thing you’re not a paedophile.” Him: “It’s a very good thing I’m …