At home, I treat myself to a glass of pinotage, a springbok carpaccio and avo salad. I giggle at the subconscious choice to have a light meal, something I would usually do if I had reason to believe I was going to have a long, kinky night that didn’t need a bloated stomach. I run myself a bubble bath and dig out my essential oils and candles that I haven’t touched in almost a year. I burn some incense and …
For the last few weeks, I have been feeling much better than I have in a long time. I am finally waking up and showering and feeding myself. A few days ago, I found myself leaving …
Let’s face it: We’re not living in the sexiest of times, are we? The pandemic aside, the daily news cycle is so bizarre that the average story reads like it was lifted from The Onion; global …
I wish I could say I noticed him the minute I saw him, but that would be a lie. I’m often a dumbass, head stuck in the clouds of my career and life and money, money, …
When I first started dating my last boyfriend we were sitting in his car one day discussing our sexual do’s and don’ts. I told him I didn’t like rough blow jobs; I didn’t find anything sexy …
“I was hitting my girl from the back – and by that I mean I was totally drilling into her ass hole…she loves that…and then she comes and squirts all over me. I was like, ‘Mate! …
