Earlier today I was filling a form about my sex life. One of the questions was, ‘how many times a week do you have sex?’ I redirected the question to my partner. ‘How many times a week do we have sex hun?’. His reply: “Twice a week, on Wednesdays and Sundays”. I laughed at the specificity of the response. “Noooo. It’s not that bad. I think its 2-3 times a week”. So that’s what I wrote on the form. Because …