I have never forgotten a funny mis-adventure an ex potential lover told me about and everytime I remember the story it gives me a laugh. So he was getting down doggy style with a girl and she farted. Not once, not twice but three times…I suspect farting in bed is one of the most common mis-adventures. Do check out Abena’s post on her grandfather’s unique foreplay.
Not all sex mis-adventures are funny though. I recall my first lover, there was one time when he pulled out and went into a panic…”what is this” he said. “What is what” I responded as he looked down in shock at his penis. He picked up a towel and wiped himself off, a reddish/brown stain tainted the towel. “Oh, my period must have started” I responded. I was embarassed and laughed to cover the embarassment. “WHAT! it’s a taboo to sleep with a woman during her period. Did you know you had your period?”. “No“. That left me slightly traumatised and highly embarassed.
What have your experiences been? Have you had any sexual mis-adventures?
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I actually don’t get the period thing. Some people are cool with it and some people are grossed out by it…freedom of choice I say…but seriously, taboo? Boggles my mind every time I hear that. As to sex mis-adventures hmmm…look forward to others’ anecdotes 🙂
The farting thing, i guess u just laugh and move on? And abt the period,some men think vaginas are dirty. even dirtier when they’re soiled with blood. Not sure how they got such notions into their heads. seeing as a lot of them have not even seen a vagina with blood close up. i think if u end up with one of those, it’d be pretty hard to get him to love period sex, period head, period whatever. Maybe u move on, and find one who is more period positive?
The period one is funny. The guy was more traumatized for sure.
I have only met 3 women that were not comfortable with period sex.
@Mike – I was more traumatised!!! I haven’t had sex on my period ever since. Despite disagreeing that sex during your period is a taboo
was it a proper fart, or a fanny fart ?? a fanny fart is the result of air entering the vagina. common where the guy has a big penis. so no biggy.
@anon – Definitely not a fanny fart, it was a proper fart. On some level fanny farts are funny although there is that occasional moment where you think ” I hope he doesn’t think I farted”…I didn’t realise this happenned when the guy has a big penis though…hmm, something to think about…
I actually was in a 69 when my woman passed gas while cumming hard. Luckily for me is wasn’t a bad smelling one.
I used to wonder why she always farts in her vagina. I never thought I was that big.
Hi-5 Dave!! you’ve got skillz. I’m calling the Queen so you get a medal of honour bcos you didnt flip her over before you figured it didn’t smell bad. Honorable man!
😮 The dreaded pussy farts. Nana, I used to share your concerns. “Please don’t let him think I’ve farted”. But a friend’s mom said to me in my first year at uni, that I should get used to my man farting and he should do the same. According to her, you never know when great sex will coincide with the need to fart. She also asked me what I’d do if I was on the road to a giant O and then had to hold onto the feeling of release simply because I would be embarrassed.
Thank God I’ve never been in the latter situation but my man and I have long since gotten used to the pussy farts. The result is usually my bursting out in giggles, him grinning at me and continuing with what he was doing.
Period sex grosses me out. I’m too much of a neat freak to allow that. I prefer to wait until it’s over. Not dissing on anyone….just don’t like the idea of dirty sheets or towels. Which is why I spend a lot of time in the shower with mr. Fante lol