Okay, ma pipos, listen to dis. I was reading an article on jezebel.com. It was written in 2012 but for some reason I only just discovered it. It was by this man who basically wanted to share his thoughts on ‘facials.’ For those of us who don’t know, this is basically when during sex, at the height of his climax, just before he comes, the man pulls out of your vagina (or mouth, if you were giving him head; or …
Author: Voluptuous Voltarian
Okay Adventurers, which of you like music? Raise your hands. Thought so. There’s a whole post from years and years ago to support this. I love music. Always have, always will and I’ve always believed that …
When I first started dating my last boyfriend we were sitting in his car one day discussing our sexual do’s and don’ts. I told him I didn’t like rough blow jobs; I didn’t find anything sexy …
So I’ve been thinking a lot about threesomes lately. Some of my closest friends swear by them. Another friend was so insulted when one of her besties asked her to join a threesome with her and …
Okay, chale here’s the situation. I’ve been sexually active for 10 years now. With the exception of that unsuccessful attempt at anal, where it felt like I was having a stroke, I’ve tried almost everything there …
So I have this question I like to ask people: “Who are you with when you like yourself the most?” It always gets a raised eyebrow and then people’s brows furrow and they pinch their chin …
Okay, Adventurers, the year is almost over. Here is something I think you should do. It might take a while so you don’t have to do it all at once. Take a break, eat some kenkey, …
Hmmmmm. My people. My people. My peeeeee-puhl. Matta don come oh. Matta don come. I, VV, lascivious lustful lecher, conscientious coticulturist celebrator of all things (con)sensual and lurid purveyor of all chopping-related ns3mbone have recently come …
The comedian, Katt Williams, has this silly joke in one of his stand-up specials where he says that he doesn’t understand people who don’t believe in God because he doesn’t know who they call when …
Anthony’s post on “How to Eat Pussy” really made my day when it came out because there are only two things I love more than getting eaten out. One of those two things is giving head. …
My boyfriend is a very giving and attentive lover. He uses sex to express things that he sometimes has trouble saying out loud. Like before he told me he was falling in love with me his …
