Let’s face it: We’re not living in the sexiest of times, are we? The pandemic aside, the daily news cycle is so bizarre that the average story reads like it was lifted from The Onion; global economies are shrinking while waistlines are expanding; earthquakes have been reported in the most unlikely of places (Cape Town? Hello?)…the list of the odd and uncanny just seems endless. There’s just a lot going on for the brain to sort through, process and digest. …
Category: Orgasms
I wish I could say I noticed him the minute I saw him, but that would be a lie. I’m often a dumbass, head stuck in the clouds of my career and life and money, money, …
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Voluptuous Voltarian
When I first started dating my last boyfriend we were sitting in his car one day discussing our sexual do’s and don’ts. I told him I didn’t like rough blow jobs; I didn’t find anything sexy …
“I was hitting my girl from the back – and by that I mean I was totally drilling into her ass hole…she loves that…and then she comes and squirts all over me. I was like, ‘Mate! …