Funniest Things Heard in Bed

So you are in the sack with this guy (or girl) and he (she) says something and you’re thinking “what the ….”.

A couple of the funniest things I have heard or been told about include:

“It will be nice if you could fake an orgasm”

“Where’s your g spot” as Mr X frantically digs about Ms X’s vagina

“Make it tight, make it tight, make it tight” followed shortly by “Aaarghhh, it was too big before”

“Geddit, geddit, geddit”

What are some of the funniest things you have heard, overheard or been told about…

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