So you are in the sack with this guy (or girl) and he (she) says something and you’re thinking “what the ….”.
A couple of the funniest things I have heard or been told about include:
“It will be nice if you could fake an orgasm”
“Where’s your g spot” as Mr X frantically digs about Ms X’s vagina
“Make it tight, make it tight, make it tight” followed shortly by “Aaarghhh, it was too big before”
“Geddit, geddit, geddit”
What are some of the funniest things you have heard, overheard or been told about…
11 comments On Funniest Things Heard in Bed
“talk about giving you a taste of your own medicine” – ms. x as she kisses mr. x after giving him head… and swallowing!
“I think about you when I masturbate” – yours truly (… in my defense i was really drunk)
You’re doing it WRONNNNGG!!!! – lol…what girls talk about ehn!
“This never happens to me” after getting off in record time.
‘ so what tricks can yours do? mine can play hide and go seek’ and he proceeded to make his penis disappear and pop back out. then looked at me expectantly as if I might do the same with my breasts. hahaha
@Black Widoe – hehe, totally appropriate
@Cringey – Until recently I never used to get images of people when…
@YE – Wow! That’s definitely feedback
@Nana Y – Hahahaha, pull the other one
@Cherry – “What the …” would have been my reaction. I am assuming he was uncircumcised
That was my initial reaction. who would have known men could do tricks with theirs. I don’t think it had anything to do with being circumcised. It was more of a jack in the box type trick. Are a lot of African men circumcised, do you know? and how can you tell?
make me cuuuuum bebeey…i was sorry whaaaat?!
‘Come on girl, play with me’ – said by the giver of some quite good unasked for head to me whilst gesturing at his penis, making sucking noises and grinning expectantly, ewwww, cringeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
QUESTION!? does this group discuss sex positions and traditions taught in africa? or is that restricted info? can come please answer?
Ms X: (Screaming) wrong hole, wrong hole, wrong hole. Mr X: oooooOOO Ok Show me