If she could talk,
Heeeeei! I’ve been deaf, dumb, and blind for a long time
But now that I have been visited by Jesus, and healed of silence disease
I will go tell it on Mt.Kilimanjaro, over the hills and everywhere
All I want is a cobra, a BIG BLACK cobra
Mandigo warrior style
No small, ting need apply
Also colorless meat is out of bounds
Learn to decipher between preference and racism
Before, you jump to conclusions
Can I handle you ask?
Irritated, I answer with a reverberating
Yes
The waters of my well run deep
The U.N. even recommends it for sustainable development projects
Therefore your girth, width, length, circumference
Abeg, whatever it is called will be in good company
The cobra will sink into my depths of delight
Your worried about eh, tight fit
Don’t worry my dear cobra
I will refer you to Mathew 19:26
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This made me chuckle. I’m off to google Matthew 19:26…I have to say, I don’t get the attraction to ‘Mandingo black cobras’. Ah well, like you say, maybe its a matter of preference. Thanks for writing African Mami
My dear, you know I’m never serious. But, size is a good ting, if it’s pebble sized, I don’t think I’d be a happy camper. They say it’s the motion in the ocean, I say-stop lyiiiing.
@african mani I’m dead on the floor laughing wen I picture a cobra but its a well written peace that is truthful. Love how you use ur figures of speech..
Laughing my ample ass off. UN sustainability projects paaa? African Mami you be too much. I agree about the lack of interest in small tings. I believe it is the motion of the ocean yes but a canoe will never be as good at navigating those tempestuous and exciting waters as a yacht with a stellar engine would be.
Oh and I too am googling Matthew 19:26. You have taken me to chuuuuuuurch!
LOL. Love it mami.
i had to laugh my head off when i googled for Matthew 19:26.
LOL!!!! Love it, love u! And amen to the difference between preference and racism.
Ozohu babay!!! I friggin have a crush on you. You are my girl crush!!!
Glad you enjoyed mama.
Mami, u have me laffing so hard at the whole post but more about the ‘pebble sized’ comment…gurl u r too much.
Off to google Mathew 19:26 too charle
I keep hearing size doesn’t matter its the know how, maybe that’s true but pls give me a siZeable Dick with knowhow any day.