Par Voluptuous Voltarian Au début de ma relation avec mon dernier petit ami, nous nous trouvions un jour dans sa voiture et nous discutions des choses à faire et à ne pas faire sur le plan sexuel. Je lui ai dit que je n’aimais pas les fellations brutales, que je ne trouvais aucunement excitant le fait de se bâillonner et de s’étouffer. Je ne veux pas me retrouver à vomir sur le sexe de mon partenaire. Ce qui se produirait …
Author: Voluptuous Voltarian
Okay, ma pipos, listen to dis. I was reading an article on jezebel.com. It was written in 2012 but for some reason I only just discovered it. It was by this man who basically wanted to …
Okay Adventurers, which of you like music? Raise your hands. Thought so. There’s a whole post from years and years ago to support this. I love music. Always have, always will and I’ve always believed that …
When I first started dating my last boyfriend we were sitting in his car one day discussing our sexual do’s and don’ts. I told him I didn’t like rough blow jobs; I didn’t find anything sexy …
So I’ve been thinking a lot about threesomes lately. Some of my closest friends swear by them. Another friend was so insulted when one of her besties asked her to join a threesome with her and …
Okay, chale here’s the situation. I’ve been sexually active for 10 years now. With the exception of that unsuccessful attempt at anal, where it felt like I was having a stroke, I’ve tried almost everything there …
So I have this question I like to ask people: “Who are you with when you like yourself the most?” It always gets a raised eyebrow and then people’s brows furrow and they pinch their chin …
Okay, Adventurers, the year is almost over. Here is something I think you should do. It might take a while so you don’t have to do it all at once. Take a break, eat some kenkey, …
Hmmmmm. My people. My people. My peeeeee-puhl. Matta don come oh. Matta don come. I, VV, lascivious lustful lecher, conscientious coticulturist celebrator of all things (con)sensual and lurid purveyor of all chopping-related ns3mbone have recently come …
The comedian, Katt Williams, has this silly joke in one of his stand-up specials where he says that he doesn’t understand people who don’t believe in God because he doesn’t know who they call when …
Anthony’s post on “How to Eat Pussy” really made my day when it came out because there are only two things I love more than getting eaten out. One of those two things is giving head. …