*This story is inspired by true events “That bitch!” Ilsa looked up from her cup of rooibos tea as Ryan stormed onto the veranda. He was glaring at his phone, sweating and swearing and sweating …
Author: Malaka
*When my kids were younger, they would mash their words together when they spoke. Two of the casualties of those frequent oratory crashes were the words ‘did + ‘you’ = ‘dzidju’….or Jeju. I couldn’t resist putting …
Female in Nigeria (FIN) is a closed group on Facebook, accessible by invitation only. The group has nearly 180K members, and it’s no surprise why. The revelations, testimonies and comments are hilarious, heartbreaking and always thought …
“I was hitting my girl from the back – and by that I mean I was totally drilling into her ass hole…she loves that…and then she comes and squirts all over me. I was like, ‘Mate! …
Last week was Mother’s Day and this year marks the closest mama and I have ever been. Whatsapp has definitely contributed to building communication between us. Yet while we talk more, we still don’t talk about …
Hola, Adventurers! We made it to Friday. Whew! I hope this weekend brings you wet panties and impressive erections. Anyway. Today I will be launching my FIFTH book, Madness & Tea in my adopted city: Atlanta, …
Greetings, Adventurers! To our married Adventurers out there: Are you absolutely dreading Valentine's Day? Is it just another item you have to attend to on your already long list of things to do? Pick up kids …
Naija Twirra is an excellent place to delve into the mind of and discover the true intentions of the “African male”. Nigerian men seem to be very open and unshy when it comes to expressing their …
Last night, a friend of mine FaceTimed me in a heap of tears. She had already informed me that we were going to “cry together” on the phone, but I didn’t take her seriously. Socially, she …
I don’t know what brought this memory to mind at one o’clock in the morning. Maybe it was a combination of uncomfortable heat and daylight saving time messing with my sleep pattern, but I thought about …